…and in my case they begin here.
Welcome to the Republic of Lyniezia, a country you will never find on any map or chart. A country so obscure it doesn’t exist. A place from which all things outside seem faintly bizarre.
Or in other words, a place from which some random weirdo can post meaningless rants on how utterly insane and ridiculous the world is, and vent his spleen to a disinterested world.
Or maybe not quite so bad, but you get the general drift.
Well, it is a mad, crazy world out there, one has to admit. A world in which this here wannabe blogger has never quite got, nor has it quite got him. Yet a world which, he hopes, will be redeemed by Jesus for those prepared to accept Him. And He needs to do a lot of work on yours truly.
Somehow, it will all get worked out, though hopefully not published in a book. Even if call girls can manage it.